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  • august 21, 2009 at 11:03 e.l. #18083
    Aile
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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Oli) – bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.

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    august 21, 2009 at 11:17 e.l. #214724
    Anonüümne
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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Oli) – bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.

    <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    haha väga hea <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 11:20 e.l. #214725
    Aile
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    haha väga hea <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    V2ga kena, et ma ei ole ainuke siin v2heke veidra huumorisoonega <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 12:53 p.l. #214744
    Sir
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    eino mis see huumorisoon siia puutub, ma juba ammu enam ei joo vett, aint õlu, veini ja viina kõrvale <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 1:10 p.l. #214746
    kurrra
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    <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″><img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> What else can i say

    august 21, 2009 at 1:42 p.l. #214749
    Mart Muru
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    <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> nojah

    august 21, 2009 at 2:25 p.l. #214750
    PumaZ
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    Tuleb oma torustik ühendada Saku õlletehasega <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 2:59 p.l. #214753
    matti
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    Veini puhtus pole viina puhtuse kõrval midagi <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> Jooge parem seda <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    Minu jaoks kuulub aga sedasorti huumor selgelt peldikuhuumori alla <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 3:39 p.l. #214756
    Aile
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    Rohkem tualetihuumori moodi jap <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    Kama kaks, kus seda huumorit tehakse… Peaasi, et ikka tehakse. Ka selles loos on oma peidetud iva sees. <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 5:15 p.l. #214763
    ROtter
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    Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    Jusht, ärge jooge vett, sinna on kalad pissinud. <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    august 21, 2009 at 5:22 p.l. #214764
    Archangel
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    “Babies drink milk, real men drink beer” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

    august 21, 2009 at 5:28 p.l. #214765
    jrx
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    elu on lill… õitseb keset sitta;)

    väike immunsüsteemi tugevdamine selle e.coli näol:)

    august 22, 2009 at 7:00 e.l. #214809
    Aile
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    elu on lill… õitseb keset sitta;)

    väike immunsüsteemi tugevdamine selle e.coli näol:)

    Seda v6ib arendada ka nii, et sitt on k6ige alus. Yks kindel lyli toiduahelas. <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> Sitast oled sa v6etud ja sitaks pead sa saama <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    Mis mulle yllitises nalja tegi? See oli hea n2ide utreeritud kujul, kuidas klopsitakse kokku artikleid, uurimust8id jne.

    Peaaegu k6ike on v6imalik t6estada ja kusjuures hoolimata yllitise absurdsusest oli ka siin ysna khm…t6siseid reaktsioone.

    august 22, 2009 at 7:21 e.l. #214811
    Goleteral
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    Seda v6ib arendada ka nii, et sitt on k6ige alus. Yks kindel lyli toiduahelas. <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> Sitast oled sa v6etud ja sitaks pead sa saama <img decoding=” srcset=”/uploads/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

    Mis mulle yllitises nalja tegi? See oli hea n2ide utreeritud kujul, kuidas klopsitakse kokku artikleid, uurimust8id jne.

    Peaaegu k6ike on v6imalik t6estada ja kusjuures hoolimata yllitise absurdsusest oli ka siin ysna khm…t6siseid reaktsioone.

    in b4 elu24 – “Kulturistid söövad sitta”

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